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Interview with my modem.

cb: Hello Mr Modem. How are you doing today?
Modem: ****EEEEEEEEEE******
cb: oh that's great. Okay, here's my first question for you. Actually it's the second question. Why is the connection so sucky all the time? I always get disconnected and it pisses everyone off.
Modem: ****EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*****
cb: IS THAT RIGHT!!!????? Huh!!!! The phone line's fault HUHHH!!??? It is either YOU or the PHONE LINE anyway!!! You better go back home think BOUT IT and GIVE me a PROPER ANSWER!!!! *PIAK*
Modem: *****........*****

Anyhoo....


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